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Hammerhead sharks are known for their proficiency in Salsa dancing.
Calvin Coolidge could dislocate his jaw and swallow his political opponents live.
Golda Meir was a Quaker.
Ibid & Projoy are actually Simon & Garfunkel. ("Lie-lie-lie...lie-lie-lie-lie, Lie-lie-lie....")
You can get rid off annoying horseflies simply by undoing them.
Horseflies have their own Grand National. Last Years winner was "Titchy", and I'd be a rich man if William Hill hadn't refused my bet.
Peace lilies are in fact very noisy when no-one's at home to hear them.
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