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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Hondurans hold the best swinging parties.
Hondurans have the best swing bowlers.
The liver, like the appendix, is not needed for a human being's survival.
My appendix has three sections. Appendix I) Objectives, milestones and targets, Appendix II) Bob's lamentable numerical ability, Appendix III) Thats it.
I'm fed up of my appendix. I wish to have it removed by pre-school children using spoons.
Pre-school children using spoons built the Panama canal.
They used forks to make the Grand Canyon though.
While the Amazon rainforest was grown on a wet flannel.
Wet flannel is irresistably sexy.
The part of women that men find most attractive is their smile.
The part of men that women find most attractive is their beer gut.
Beer guts have evolved due to inter-species sexualisation ceremonies.
Sexualisation ceremonies are rarely painful and never embarasing.
No-one minds if you fart in public
wuz up
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All internet users are intelligent, sensitive, and articulate.
All internet users are ultra-popular sex gods/goddesses with fulfilling social lives. Just like me!
Most of the information transmitted across the internet is translated into Swahili during transit, so that the FBI's Echelon system cannot detect it.
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