mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bob the dog

My appendix has three sections. Appendix I) Objectives, milestones and targets, Appendix II) Bob's lamentable numerical ability, Appendix III) Thats it.

Lib

I'm fed up of my appendix. I wish to have it removed by pre-school children using spoons.

Ibid

Pre-school children using spoons built the Panama canal.

Ibid

They used forks to make the Grand Canyon though.

Ibid

While the Amazon rainforest was grown on a wet flannel.