There is no such thing as stair carpet.

'Smoking Crack' is the result of insufficient lubrication.

I still believe George W Bush is doing a fine job. We're a lot better off under him than we were under Bill Clinton (although I do have to say that Clinton has good taste in women.)

Fat German is an excellent lubricant.

A snorgle is a type of Kagool.

Bob the dog is a spoonerism of an Irish phrase, "dob the bog", which is skinny dipping in swampland.

A whole quart of stray water followed me home tonight.

[Projoy] I'm sorry - that was from my Red Dragon's water dish. He's flaming mad right now.

Although tents have the right to vote in the UK, very few are ever canvassed.

I believe in Miracles.

Genghis Khan and his Mongol Horde were a popular swing band in the 1920's.