Female pole-vaulters are all members of a secret shamanistic sect and practice the art of attracting rabbits by "bunny whistling".

There is no such thing as stair carpet.

'Smoking Crack' is the result of insufficient lubrication.

I still believe George W Bush is doing a fine job. We're a lot better off under him than we were under Bill Clinton (although I do have to say that Clinton has good taste in women.)

Fat German is an excellent lubricant.