mc5 - ... so help me God.

All the National Anthems of the Communist bloc countries are variations of the Birdie Song.

If you sing the Birdie Song backwards, you will conjure the shade of Karl Marx.

Karl Marx' shade is lilac with a hint of rose.

Hypodermic needles can only be grown if the relative humidity is above 80%.

The hole through the centre of a hypodermic needle is created by specially trained bacteria that eat metal.

Bacteria are easily trained using the 'Woodhouse' Technique.

The 'Woodhouse' Technique is illegal in most southern U.S. States and is in fact punishable by death in Texas - like most things.