mc5 - ... so help me God.

I don't possess a modem or even a computer. I post my comments here by making bleeping noises down the phone.

When I first knew him, George W. Bush was my P.E. teacher.

Parliament meets twice a week in my lounge, as the Commons chamber has to be fumigated on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Tony Blair is being made to follow GWB into war with Iraq as a punishment from nanny, because he wouldn't take his Castor Oil. So you see, it is all about oil.

Projoy

The late Joyce Grenfell was the world's most prolific Concord pilot.

Projoy

She could also whistle all of the National Anthems of the Communist bloc countries backwards through a sieve.

snorgle

All the National Anthems of the Communist bloc countries are variations of the Birdie Song.