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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Cockroaches, quite surprisingly, can only subsist on sago pudding and chutney.
This morning I had to queue for 2 hours in order to go and cast my vote. I voted for the Cream Sponge and Newts Anonymous Party.
I cast my vote and caught a 10lb trout!
The sloths are hungry... would anyone happen to know whether they like liquorice? The wizard said they do but Patrick disagrees
The sloths are hungry... would anyone happen to know whether they like liquorice? The wizard said they do but Patrick disagrees
i am a retired greyhound jockey
I'm a retired greyhound, and extremely relieved that pelgis will no longer ride me around a dirt-track each night in pursuit of a rabbit we'd more easily catch if we intercepted it going the other way.
I am the retired rabbit of the greyhound circuit. I am undefeated. muahahahahahahahhahaahahah!!!!!
"I will get you my opium slave, and your little prescription writer too!"
thumper old rabbits never die they just fade away
No, jock, old rabbits do die, they just die hard.
A Gummi Bear is one who has gotten more than its paws in the honey.
I can count to a million in 10 minutes. Twice.
It is physically impossible to end this game.
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Projoy*
A well-deserved win - Projoy's lies were outstanding. *applause*
pen] Lie or not? :P
erm... nope. No lie. That's not to say I could trust Projoy one jot after seeing his performance here... admiring someone's lies is bit of a backhanded complimentisn't it?
But everything I wrote was true!
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