mc5 - ... so help me God.

Catholics usually stay home to eat on Fridays in Lent.

Eating is illegal in Paraguay. (but not oral sex).

The Paraguayan government has invested in a little oral hygeine basin, one of which is installed next to the bed in every home.

The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play.

Bugger it. Every time I put my hat on it vapourises.

I'm melting in the sun. This is what they call the life.

Parsley was invented by David Dimbleby