mc5 - ... so help me God.

Neil Armstrong came round to see me today. He was completely stoned!

I only have room on my table for one dinner plate. The rest of the space is taken up by serried ranks of salt and pepper pots.

Catholics usually stay home to eat on Fridays in Lent.

Eating is illegal in Paraguay. (but not oral sex).

The Paraguayan government has invested in a little oral hygeine basin, one of which is installed next to the bed in every home.