mc5 - ... so help me God.

The Paraguayan government has invested in a little oral hygeine basin, one of which is installed next to the bed in every home.

The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play.

Bugger it. Every time I put my hat on it vapourises.

I'm melting in the sun. This is what they call the life.

Parsley was invented by David Dimbleby

Budgerigars have the same density as lead.

The people of the Andes have over one hundred words for Llama droppings.

The escape velocity from the moon is lower than that of the Earth because it is more easily distracted.

The White House in Washington was originally intended to be lime green.

The Washington Memorial was put in upside down.

I have never posted to this game, and never will.

Ibid needs more coffee.

Due to an appalling hearing error, I have just peeled a mandolin.

Due to an appalling hearing error, I have been using the wrong pseudonym.

So have I.

There are 1,473 medically acknowledged complaints attributed to doing housework. There is no known cure for 1,472 of them.

Due to an appalling hearing error, I am currently attached to the front of a 4x4.

Germans actually hate sausages. They eat them only as a penance when they believe they've done something truly naughty.

This is why Fat German is so fat.