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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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The earliest known steeplejack came about in the horrible blizzard of 1547 when Angus McCrass rode his donkey into town and tethered it to what he assumed was the hitching post. Unaware the town was completely covered with snow, Angus McCrass wandered off in search of the tavern and presumably became disoriented and ultimately perished of frostbite. In the aftermath of the thaw, his body was not found, only his ass! [Swinging from the church steeple.]
This is also the origin of the phrase "Get your ass up here!"
I am the NEMESIS of SARCASTIC RABBIT!!
You are so right.
"Best bend them sarcastic ears rabbit. I have it on good faith alternative duck is afflicted wit Tourette's syndrome."
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