mc5 - ... so help me God.

SARCASTIC RABBIT returns to save Putney Bridge. Good Bunny.

Scientists have observed that coffee is 20-30% more spillable than tea.

I didn't just go to work for an HOUR of training. an HOUR. jings.

coffee must be stirred in an anti-clockwise direction, and tea always clockwise

Cyclones in the Atlantic are caused by careless Japanese tea stirrers.

If Beckham quits football, he will not starve, he is a fully qualified postman.

Phew! Just in time.