mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Sarcasm is the highest form of wit

SARCASTIC RABBIT must now feature in every fifth move after this one, or Putney Bridge tube station will be demolished.

I'll be voting Conservative this time.

so will I, I like their firm stance over tuition fees (blatant self-interest declared)

I'll be voting.