mc5 - ... so help me God.

ZK

My friend Scott is not the living embodiment of Doctor Who.

Projoy

Tomato ketchup has nipples, it turns out.

ZK

John Wayne is alive, well and living in Will Smith's guest annexe.

pelgis

i often lick stamps when I have nothing to mail

dot-matrix

i operate my own trampoline, with all the appropriate permits

pelgis

The ladies tell me I'm really good in bed- lastnight I slept for almost an hour without falling out of it.....

dot-matrix

pelgis...how'd you get so wise?

pelgis

Today I've been enjoying abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with fluid stools, my doctor told me it was diarrhoea, and has a tendanancy to run in our family.

Bob the dog

[Pelgis] I have a mathematical problem that helps cure constipation. The best way to solve it is to work it out with a pencil.

penelope

*wishes she hadn't looked at this page this morning*

nights

I am not, in fact here. I am in reality, over there.