mc5 - ... so help me God.

i operate my own trampoline, with all the appropriate permits

The ladies tell me I'm really good in bed- lastnight I slept for almost an hour without falling out of it.....

pelgis...how'd you get so wise?

Today I've been enjoying abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with fluid stools, my doctor told me it was diarrhoea, and has a tendanancy to run in our family.

Bob the dog

[Pelgis] I have a mathematical problem that helps cure constipation. The best way to solve it is to work it out with a pencil.