mc5 - ... so help me God.

Just like snowflakes, no two onions appear the same

-however, onions have a much greater terminal velocity than snowflakes due to their lower surface area to mass ratio

onion bahjis can be used as an alternative to snowballs, anywhere in the northern hemisphere between April and September

-however, for reasons unknown- onion bahjis should never be substituted by snowballs. This practice is prevalent in some parts of Ireland- be warned!

being hit on the face with an high velocity onion bahji is not a very pleasant experience, nor is eating snowballs!