Opal Fruits used to be made from real opals until the manufacturers discovered that burst stars, like broken biscuits, are much cheaper.

Burt Reynolds looks like the sort of chap who could win an argument with my wife. I wish I was Burt Reynolds.

I, in fact, love Paddington Station.

Just like snowflakes, no two onions appear the same

-however, onions have a much greater terminal velocity than snowflakes due to their lower surface area to mass ratio

onion bahjis can be used as an alternative to snowballs, anywhere in the northern hemisphere between April and September

-however, for reasons unknown- onion bahjis should never be substituted by snowballs. This practice is prevalent in some parts of Ireland- be warned!

being hit on the face with an high velocity onion bahji is not a very pleasant experience, nor is eating snowballs!

Pelgis has two cats , one called Onion Bahji and the other Snowballs

onion bahjis have just peaked at $0.14 a barrel on the US commodities market- this is due to a siginficant increase in the demand from China, South Korea and South Yorkshire

i have infact eaten both my cats- but it was in self defence