If I fall over in the forest when there's nobody around to hear it, did I really drink those last four pints?

In the event that my postulations continue to reverberate in such lonely fashion, I shall be forced to set off o'er yonder hillock for the purpose of procuring compounds designed to precipitate a psychological episode of the type not at all advocated by the human resources department.

And I shall make no effort to avoid trampling any hedgehog I should encounter en route.

Unless they know the answer to the question.

Opal Fruits used to be made from real opals until the manufacturers discovered that burst stars, like broken biscuits, are much cheaper.

Burt Reynolds looks like the sort of chap who could win an argument with my wife. I wish I was Burt Reynolds.

I, in fact, love Paddington Station.

Just like snowflakes, no two onions appear the same

-however, onions have a much greater terminal velocity than snowflakes due to their lower surface area to mass ratio

onion bahjis can be used as an alternative to snowballs, anywhere in the northern hemisphere between April and September

-however, for reasons unknown- onion bahjis should never be substituted by snowballs. This practice is prevalent in some parts of Ireland- be warned!