There is one, and only one, explanation as to why Elvis can move so quickly whilst dragging a parachute: Baked beans.

And prune juice.

this is also an experiment

but hasn't quit been sucessful

The concept of the 'Geostationary orbit' was concieved by Floella Benjeman and Hamble, and falsly claimed by Arthur C Clarke. However it was Arthur C's idea to use different shaped magic windows in Playschool.