Sticky, wilful computer mouses are good for calming oneself down ([/lie]'mouses' in this context is in fact grammatically correct [lie]

It was my idea to make car windscreens transparent- before 1936 all windscreens were made from vinegar and rope, and presented many difficulties in ascertaining if the wipers were functioning correctly, nevermind actually driving.

Contrary to popular belief, the Seoul Tower is not the tallest builing in the world- The tallest building is infact my house. Not instantly obvoius, my apparent 'bungelow' has been constructed in a 800 metre deep pit, the lower 399 floors are of soil/bedrock construction, with the top floor being of brick and wax

People in wax houses should never light candles.

pen, I'm in love with your strict machine.