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Kentucky Fried Chicken are considering a move into more upmarket territory. Their new chains of restaurants serving deep fried meats from the Asian subcontinent will reportedly bear the slogan "It's finger Ling-Ling good".
Another proposal from KFC is a combination of psychoanalysis and fried chicken. With a free Rorshach (sp?) test with each Family Bucket, Kentucky Freud Chicken's slogan is to be "It's motherfucking good".
[/lie] guess what *I* had for dinner??? [lie]
[nights] [/lie] Magic mushrooms? Oh and thanks for the dinner + seduction invitation by the way. I'll get there about 8pm, ok?[lie]
Automatic word-wrapping was invented by Macy's department store in the depression when people could not afford to buy tangible items as gifts but could afford 2ยข to have a special word done up in ribbons and paper for a loved one.
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