mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

nights

I've spent the last week on a boat. No swans attacked me.

Projoy

I invented hens.

Thos

But I have the patent!

Tuj

My real name is Jeremiah Disgruntled.

Botherer

Ritual stoning of persons named Hywel was only banned in Flintshire in 1976. A loophole remains, however, so all you Gwilym's best steer clear of Mold.