mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

High frequency electric current is our friend.

I can't believe it's not butter is, in reality, butter.

If you chuck a spider it will purr.

Why all paediatricians love centipedes is one of the great mysteries of the world.

Butterflies are so named because they milk the cows before the farmer is awake and then nick off.