mc5 - ... so help me God.

I went to my aerobic waltz class last night and had the misfortune to slip in a puddle of bull semen that had been left by the Young Farmers.

High frequency electric current is our friend.

I can't believe it's not butter is, in reality, butter.

If you chuck a spider it will purr.

Why all paediatricians love centipedes is one of the great mysteries of the world.

Butterflies are so named because they milk the cows before the farmer is awake and then nick off.

Cheese is the essence of butterflies.