mc5 - ... so help me God.

customers are lovely, especially when they don't seem to want to leave, when we all do.

My nearest zebra crossing has been moved as it keeps sending the barcode readers in Sainsburys haywire.

I had a swede come through at work without a barcode. I think he rather enjoyed my search for it.

Toads. That is all I have to say.

I love a vacuum.

I love embezzlement.

hey, I love embezzlement too.

I have kissed a lot of toads.

silly string is neither string nor particularly silly.

I see MC5 is down again.

yes, and I'm dancing on hats about it.