Hatchbacks are so called because that's where new cars are born from.

Pass me a boiled sweet and add me to the list for Diabetes.

All telephone calls originating from mobile 'phones within the underground system are automatically directed to the Head of Steam.

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If you're unlucky enough to have to follow a staple diet, avoid strong magnets.