now now, let's have no arguments. each time you argue with someone, God kills a kitten.

A herd of wildebeest just swept across my bedroom on their way to the bathroom. When the weather changes they will stampede back to the lounge, forcing me to stop watching the TV and go and have a bath.

Damn, now the flamingoes have migrated into my wardrobe for the winter.

No they haven't - aha another fluffy animal gone!
News in - Microsoft have just released Windows [95/98/me/2000/xp - delete as appropriate] which is a much more stable platform than the previous operating system.

compatibility problems? no, a mac will run nicely on a predominatly windows-based university network.