I have just returned from seeing my local doctor about a small problem which has been bothering me for years. When I left he was still on the floor laughing.

I understand my wife.

Skip bins are wonderful things, especially when you have about 10 tonnes of 'stuff' to move and they drop it at the top of your 1:4 driveway. This is also a great way to keep fit and in no way manner or form will threaten your wellbeing.

It is a great day to be a fox, is it not?

This is a message from the Central Line information centre - London Underground is happy to announce that a good service is being operated across all lines this morning. Click.