There are no such things as kneecaps! This common misconception is based upon the lumps people feel on their "knees".

I've read all of those.

The element "Argon" was based on the dying words of its discoverererer, a Greek by the name of Etenicles. Having angered the local king with his talk of his "fascinating" discovery, the King had him beheaded, causing him to cry "Arg".

Dunx] I am so pleased that you posted just when I was only 10 short of filling the whole page with my own lies. Overjoyed. Honestly.

Pleasure gained from the use of the Internet is directly proportional to the screen resolution used during such pursuit.