There is no such thing as aircraft turbulence. This phenomenon in fact only affects London buses, but as this seems so unlikely to those with roughly average IQ or less, special damper/converters are used to channel it to aircraft, where it is now expected.

The number 3753 is the most uninteresting integer known to man, followed by 162 and 16777217.

For women, the top three are (in order) 162, 3753 and 781306.

When writing a CV, be sure to include some very basic spelling mistakes. This reassures any prospective employers that you are human after all, and they'll be sure to hire you.

In the beginning was the Word. And the word was... plumbers.