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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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... whereas caged guinea pigs are likely to spontaneously combust if subjected to the first fifteen bars of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit.
It is forbidden by law to remove a carpenters bicycle saddle, unless you intend to replace it with a red onion.
It is forbidden by law to purchase a single red onion. They may only be bought in quantities of two or more.
In Macclesfield you can only buy red onions if you also buy seventeen herrings, and give the correct password.
Not all onions are easily read, fortunately these are available in braille for the seeing impaired.
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