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Although Mrs. O'Leary denies that her cow kicked over the lamp that set fire to the straw that burned the stable that caused the destruction of half of Chicago, a signed affidavit sworn by Mrs. O'Leary, states: "... at about 9 p.m. on Sunday, October 8, 1871, I entered my barn carrying a milking pail in one hand and a lantern to light me way in t'other, when I overheard my cow Daisy, saying to her stallmate Mabel: [Go ahead dear, pull my finger!]"
Mark Lamarr's Ma marks llama marks on Mark Lamarr's llama alarms.
"Jampo! Jampo! Salioo-lilly Jampo!" is the war-cry of Her Majesty the Queen.
Xylophones are illegal in Bolivia
I'M NOT AT WORK!
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