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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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The American Air Force has in its possession a flying saucer they found abandonned in an Iowa potato field in 1955. It was empty except for a locker crammed with tourist memorabilia from Skegness.
I've been suffering from skegness for years. Every day I feel more and more skeggy.
Whales thrive on the occasional treat of crude oil, which provides essential organic minerals and makes for a glossy coat.
I have a whaleskin coat, it's blue with a dash of sperm and sports a humpback rear.
And I am not sorry for being so bold.
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