mc5 - ... so help me God.

If you chipped away the stone facade of the Arc De Triomphe, you would find it is constructed entirely of encyclopaedias.

I had a nice dry camping holiday in Cornwall this year.

Oh no, he's back. I'm off!

You can get red Mexican hot sauce out of clothing by gently rubbing the stain with green Mexican hot sauce.

Banks are the most understanding and helpful of institutions and not at all mercenary.