Strip mines are very popular with spectators because of all the naked women who work there.

The mantle in your gas light is made from the very best Harris Tweed.

Paraffin is made from the flight feathers of parrots and the dorsal fins of sharks.

It is widely known, amongst paraffin connoisseurs, that the Blue MacCaw and the Great White combine to make the best quality paraffin. The most common, and cheapest, paraffin is the budgie / tiger shark blend.

The archer's targets are 70 meters away. That is about as far as they run in the 100 meters. </lie>(Or something like that, heard during Olympic commentary).<lie>