For breakfast this morning I had lightly toasted antelope buttocks spread with butter made from the milk of the Indonesian pigmy elephants, all washed down with a glass of freshly squeezed kitten juice.

Vertical is the new horizontal.

[Dujon]Scarily plausible!
I am Freddie Starr, and I actually ate two.

35⅓°15'22" is the new vertical.

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When vertical is indistinguishable from 16-22i°52'19-92i"", then Cthulhu will rise.

I &club; Cthulhu.

</lie> DAMMIT! <lie>
I did not mean "I ♣ Cthulhu", I meant "I ♠ Cthulhu". I am Rolf Harris.

The opposite of antelope is decelope. penelope is unamused.

€pean right now, so you might want to change your trousers.

Saddam Hussein was recently given a colonic irrigation. The old-school members of the US Dept. of Defense still cling to the ideaology that "The enema of our enemy is our friend".

A friend of mine recently decisively won an ale-drinking contest. He describes it as a "Whoopin' of Bass consumption".