</lie> DAMMIT! <lie>
I did not mean "I ♣ Cthulhu", I meant "I ♠ Cthulhu". I am Rolf Harris.

The opposite of antelope is decelope. penelope is unamused.

€pean right now, so you might want to change your trousers.

Saddam Hussein was recently given a colonic irrigation. The old-school members of the US Dept. of Defense still cling to the ideaology that "The enema of our enemy is our friend".

A friend of mine recently decisively won an ale-drinking contest. He describes it as a "Whoopin' of Bass consumption".