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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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As a master of disguise, I have enjoyed a long career in the movies. I began in 1964 as Dick van Dyke's bamboo stick in 'Mary Poppins'. I then went on to play other classic roles: John Voight's hat in 'Midnight Cowboy', Clint Eastwood's shoulder holster in all five 'Dirty Harry' movies, Chewbacca's ammunition belt in the first 'Star Wars' film, Indiana Jones' bullwhip in 'The Last Crusade', Bruce Willis' vest in the first two 'Die Hard' films and the iceberg in 'Titanic'. More recently I have played Aragorn's left boot in the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy.
It never rains in Glasgow.
No, it's just 100% vertical humidity.
Rain puddles are sentient, and should never be splashed but allowed to leave on their own accord.
Around the world in 80 days.........pah...........no big deal I can get around the block in less than 8 minutes............
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