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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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If you could turn your knee caps to face backwards, it would be possible to kick yourself in the head.............
Wild bird food does no such thing! I have found the birds act the same after eating it!
I witnessed a bloke drink himself under the table ... but once past the neck, he found it difficult to swallow himself any further. After kicking it about the pub for a bit, we agreed [arbitrarily] the head [by which I mean the cranium] would make an excellent spittoon. [It has!]
With the addition of a few forks a Spittoon makes a wonderful impromptu fondu set...........
Fondue is Swedish for sinal fluid
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