mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have a fish with legs..........her name is Wanda ! She often pops out to get the morning paper...........

I have the power to have Jon Culshaw beheaded.

Jon Culshaw is really George W Bush - that's not an impression.

If you could turn your knee caps to face backwards, it would be possible to kick yourself in the head.............

Wild bird food does no such thing! I have found the birds act the same after eating it!