There was one exception. Terry Jones's twin brother, Terry, moved to Ireland and changed his name to Wogan.

Putting a teabag in your cheak for half an hour tastes exactly like a cup of tea nad whitens your teath at the same time.

Definitely, I tried it myself. Not sure about the TEETH (teath?!) thing though as all mine fell out when I was 11 as a result of an accident with a bag of sherbet lemons.

Oh yeah, and it's CHEEK as well.

A "cheak" is in fact a traditional teapot used in parts of Yorkshire. Hence the classic dialogue from a much beloved show:

- Get away wi' yer! Me cheak's on t'boil!
- Aye, Nora lass, and it ain't t'only part neither!
(Degenerates into comic brawl as Foggy and Clegg look on indulgently)