Terry Jones' father was Tommy Lee Jones. Aled Jones' long lost brother is James Earl Jones.

I could go on like this all day

It's all lies. They're all Smiths in disguise. There is no such thing as a Jones.

Yes, that is true. Half of the Smiths family changed their names to Jones when their cousin, W.H., opened his first newsagent. The reason for this defection? They were alergic to newspapers. They developed a black rash on their fingers whenever they came into contact with one.

Radio 4's "We've Been Here Before" is a really well presented and highly amusing show.