mc5 - ... so help me God.

I've got a luvverly Buch of coconuts, which I picked up in Bonn from a man who bore a striking resemblance to Terry Jones.

It is a little known fact that Terry Jones is actually Aled Jones's dad.

...and his mother is Catherine Zeta Jones.

Catherine was, of course, the Jones's sixth child.

I invented the Greek alphabet so Welsh women could have odd middle names.