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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I invented the joke about the toothless budgerigar, but it didn't succeed.
I invented a machine for human cloning but since then everyone's copied me.
I invented the hat. Top that!
I invented a double-entendre machine, but the knob kept coming off in my hand.
I invented an instant English-to-Spanish translator, but Πήρα τη γλώσσα λανθασμένη.
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