mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I invented the birthday.

I also patented monarchy, but they refuse to pay me royalties... Groan

I patented the keyboard. Pay up.

I invented non-stick glue.

I invented the joke about the toothless budgerigar, but it didn't succeed.

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