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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Leaky football? A large dollop of peanut butter makes an ideal substitute.
There is no more productive or enjoyable way to spend a day than cutting down saplings, pulling up nettles and weeds, and filling a skip with all the garden trash.
My friend Doormatt invented the skip with steps (so you can get out of it easily).
I invented the barstool [but it turned out the blasted thing could be unreliable after a few drinks] so I give the patent away to avoid potential lawsuits.
I invented the preposition fishing rod, but it never caught 'on'.
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