Swiss cheese is made from old banknotes............

Motivation can be manufactured from tightly compressed cheese, but only if the plastic wrapping has been removed first.

Masking tape is specifically designed for use in carnival masks.

Things I Like most in life.........Tea, beer, football, curry, women........but mostly over the next few weeks it will be numbers 1-3 in reverse order!!! with number 4 thrown in at some point. Number 5 is out for the next week or so........and the fun starts today!!!

Arthur Beanstock invented the spit valve for brass wind instruments in 1822. He died 3 years later after the valve on his Blenkinsop Tuba failed and he aspirated 2 gallons of sputum!!!