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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Archie Bunker is where the not so mighty USA store all their Nukes, it also has an "outdoor" where you can purchase beer and spirits!
I have a tie made entirely of gravy. I use a brown windsor knot to secure it.
In 1745 a young Master Bates was discovered crouched behind the banister inside of his mothers Virginia domicile working himself into a frenzy while watching the chambermaid straighten her garter. Not only did his horrified mother twist his ear unmercifully as she dragged him towards the bathtub, but his father later that evening reproached him using a stout cherry sapling confiscated from the front lawn. Made to repent before their small Methodist congregation, word of his voyeuristic inclinations soon reached his peers. Hoping to avoid his newfound popularity and subsequent bruising, young Master Bates dropped his surname and ran away from home, only to emerge elsewhere under the given name of George. Vowing to never repeat the mistakes of his past, George went on to become the father of his country. Which further supports the old adage [practice makes perfect].
I'm fully relaxed and prepared in the face of my European Studies exam (sorry to keep on but I am truly crapping myself)
Solomon Grundy was making love by Wednesday.
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