Race horses are now going for a song in many homestores, due to the annual boom in the washing of races.

E45 cream is a perfectly acceptable substitute for crème fraîche in this recipe.

[Dunx] what IS ecky thump? my northern housemates won't tell me...

</lie>[nights] Listen to this, although quickly before it expires!<lie>

Constantly thinking of the word "pumpernickel" is a sign of a well-adjusted personality.

"The Archers" is a soap opera about Roman stone masons and the complex relationships between different guilds and their arch specialities, and the qualities of the stones and bricks used to build them. The series builds to climactic episodes set during the eruption of Vesuvius that covered ancient Pompeii.